Details of My Incompetence

It’s about 4:45AM. I left the office a short while ago, where I’ve already spent 24 hours of Memorial Day “weekend.” With more to come.

All I really wanted to do when I got home was have a nice glass of wine.

Apparently this shit is childproof. HOW DO I OPEN IT?!

If the second sleeping pill doesn’t kick in soon, I’m taking a Tylenol PM and calling it a night.